Cybercrimes
"Naw, Snyder, just my car keys and beeper." Their drinks showed up and they lifted their glasses to the usual, A Return To Sanity. One of these days, maybe.
"So Gerry, what's new in your shop?"
Madden scratched his jaw. "Nothing to speak of. Aggravation. S.O.S."
"I heard you got stuck with some of that new Task Force hoo-ha — what's that called? — 'cybercrime?' — Jeez, it sounds like a comic book."
Madden winced. "Comic books" had been a sore subject in the Bureau since the end of the Hoover days. "Yeah. Mickey Mouse in the 21st Century. Somebody's been traipsing through a secure D-o-D network, and the folks in charge think it's serious. Probably some twelve-year-old doesn't even know what he's into. Shit, Snyder, they ought to put you on the case."