Going UP!

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In the little dark room where the lights flash and the floor misbehaves... You used to be terrified of these things (you used to be terrified of a lot of things: fear of flying the LEAST of your worries)

...visions of scarified cables flying counterweights plummeting cars shivered timbers corpses dead by traumatic demonstration of inertia.

— Why were you so sure the machines would fail you? —

Can we please please take the stairs I don't care it's fourteen flights yes the stairs. But anyway here you are in the little dark room, relax it's only a dream and you can't dream your own death yes you can no you can't... Only one way to find out isn't there — press the button ...

Apexville, Pointland, pop 00001. All the way up.

WHOOOOSH!