Options

It fell, as usual, to Dexter. "Shit," he noticed. "This war gives you so many interesting options for buying it."

"Tell us about it, Dexter."

"Well okay, so maybe it's not D-Day, maybe it's not the jungle — but still, it ain't like you can relax, either. The Iraqis got a couple thousand MiGs, they got long-range rockets, they got gas, they got anthrax. Who knows, maybe they even got the Bomb."

"Medium-range," Emily corrected. "Scuds only go a couple hundred miles. Those Frogs don't reach even that far. So don't worry, they can't drop anything nasty on us Combat Mailmen."

"Oh right," Dexter replied. "Which is why we're sittin' here in our Tupperware pajamas."