Parabolic
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This Information Kiosk looks kind of odd because it's wearing a dark suit and a yarmulke. But then again it also looks familiar, in fact it looks a lot like Rabbi Berman who used to live down the street from you in Park Slope.
You used to talk with him all the time about metaphysics and the theology of airplane crashes.
The Kiosk smiles because it sees that you remember.
— Once upon a time, it says in its synthesized voice, somebody told me a story. But this is not that story, this is another one. It is called "The Rabbi's Gift." Think Return if you'd like to hear it, or think No to cancel.