Watch My Back

BIG CARS are back... TIE-DYED CLOTHES are back... UGLY BATHING SUITS are back for guys and girls alike... Plain cotton T-SHIRTS are back... PLEATED TROUSERS are back thank goodness... CLOTH DIAPERS are back... DINOSAURS are back... TOY GUNS & MODEL PLANES are back... I guess that means LITTLE KIDS must be back... CHURCH is back... The ELVIS is back, again... BIG MONEY is back (heh heh)... BANK FAILURES are back... SLAVERY's back (okay not yet but they're working on it, and this time it'll be for the whole family)... WHOLE FAMILIES are back... So are FAMILY VALUES... INTOLERANCE is back... ROLLING THUNDER is back... AMERICA's back, you bet... the FLAG is back... YELLOW RIBBONS are back-ordered... WHITE BREAD is back and so are WHITE MEN to eat it with... LEVEL PLAYING FIELDS are back... BASEBALL is always back...

Say, Boomer, isn't this where we came in?