Fishy

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are hanging over the rail watching the fish.

Okay, he's NOT a fish. Okay, okay, she's NOT a he. You are watching this female dolphin go porpoising in and out of your wake. Right, right, a dolphin of the common bottlenose variety, NOT a porpoise and no I never touch canned tuna. Can we hold the objections please? Thank you.

The politically correct dolphin is demonstrating all her remarkable porPoise by frisking in and out of your wake. Wake? No not now we need you to stay asleep and yes there's a wake because the boat is moving. It's following the FISH which keeps giving you this strange look.