Update

"So, where are we at the moment?"

"We're bombing the bejeez out of Baghdad. A thousand sorties."

"I'm not taking this in."

"They called an air raid for Riyadh but the all-clear just sounded."

"Riyadh, as in Saudi Arabia."

"Rumors of multiple SLCM impacts on the Iraqi Ministry of Information."

"Do I need to know this."

"Cheney just said we'll never stop bombing."

"Shit."